A Chinese couple...

A Chinese couple get married and the woman wants to have a child. So after a few days the woman is pregnant. Nine months later the woman births out an Asian child but is distraught because she wants a white child. After talking to the doctor she says "I'm sorry mam, but two wongs don't a white."

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