So I got high as fuck one day

I decided to order some Chinese Food... When the food arrived I walked outside to the delivery mans car, gave him the money and started walking back. The delivery man said something but I wasn't sure what he said, I just grinned and kept walking... Than he said it again, I stared for a couple seconds....I looked at him and said "What?".. He said "Your Food!!" I had given him the money and walked away without the food.

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