The officer says to the driver, "You didn't come to a stop at that stop sign back there. I'm going to have to write you a ticket."
The driver complains, "I slowed down, but there were no cars coming!"
The officer replies, "You have to come to a complete stop at a stop sign, that's the law."
The driver starts to get angry and yells, "Oh come on, this is ridiculous! It doesn't make any difference if I slow down or if I stop!"
The officer then grabs the driver by the arm and pulls him out of the car onto the ground and starts beating the shit out of him with his baton.
The driver screams, "WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!"
"DO YOU WANT ME TO SLOW DOWN, OR DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP?!"
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