A chinese guy..

A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.' An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste." Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 " The Lawer quickly replies: "Are you going to give me kerosene?". The doctor, surprised, answered: 'How do you know?". Lawyer : " I hear people get scammed like this every week on r/jokes"

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