"Dog Habits&quo

A very concerned woman calls her family doctor and says she is worried about her husband Joe,who for some reason started eating dog biscuits,consuming two or three boxes every week.The doctor agrees that such behavior is odd,but he doesn't believe there's any ingredient in the biscuit to harm Joe. The young wife,feeling better after hearing the doctor's assurance,thanked him and decided to forget about it. A few days later she calls the doctor again,this time late in the evening at the doctor's home,and in a panic. Sobbing over the phone she explains that she awoke to find Joe wasn't in bed or in the house, and after hearing strange sounds coming from the back yard'she went to investegate.There was Joe, down on all fours,growling and occasionally howling at the moon. The doctor, in a very soothing bed-side manner,soon had the woman calmed down and told her he believed Joe was doing these doggie things for attention and she should ignore it. That seemed to appease Joe's wife so again she thanked the doctor and hung up.A week went by and the doctor began to second-guess himself,thinking maybe he had been too quick to shun off the seriousness of Joe's dilemma.So he decided to call and check.When Joe's wife answered ,the doctor told her why he was calling,she said "Joe died 5 days ago." The doctor was stunned."I sincerely hope the dog biscuits had nothing to do with his death" said the Doc. Oh No! said Joe's wife."He was laying in the driveway licking his dick and the milk truck ran over him."