50/100 Joke

* A man went to a bitch to have sex
* He asks for rate
* She says "to fuck pussy - Rs.100 and to fuck ass - Rs.50"
* He wants pussy but he has only 50
* So he gave 50 and fucking her in ass
* Then suddenly she farts (while he doing in it)
* He: "What is that?"
* She: "Wind, it seems to rain any time!" (sarcastically)
* He irritated and went toilet in her ass (while doing in it)
* She: "What is that?"
* He: "it's raning, that is why" (sarcastically)
* She irritated and went poop (still he is doing in it)
* He: "What is that?"
* She: "Its rained na, it is mud" (sarcastically)
* He irritated and kept his penis from ass to pussy
* She: "You gave only 50 and y r u keeping in pussy?"
* He: "It's mud na, so it is slipped from there" (sarcastically)