A man is about to get married, and his friends want to take him to a strip club for his bachelor party.
The man is worried, since his fiance is a virgin and he has abstained from sex since they started dating. His buddies assure him it will be just a few lap dances and nothing more. As one of the strippers is grinding on him, he gets a boner, and suddenly the stripper gyrates too hard on his crotch and he feels an excrutiating pain.
He goes to a doctor who tells him it's not too bad, but not to use it for a while and straps some tongue depressors around it for support.
A week later, the man gets married and is worried what his new bride will say.
They get to the hotel room where his wife takes her top off, revealing a beautiful set of tits and says "You're the first man to ever see these!".
This gives the man an idea, and he whips out his dick, still surrounded by tongue depressors, and says "Mine hasn't even been taken out of the box!"
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