and the man shanks his shot on the 7th hole and it goes behind a barn.
"Damn, now I have to hit around" he said.
His wife says, "No, you can shoot it right through, see?" and she opens the barn door and sure enough there's a perfect line to the green.
He hit the shot, it hits the top of the door, bounces back, hits his wife in the head and kills her.
2 years later the husband is playing a round of golf with his buddies and hits the same shot in the same place.
"Oh crap, now I have to hit around" he says.
His friend says, "No, you can hit it through here see?" he opens the barn doors and the green is right there.
"Oh no, no way I'm doing that again, last time I did that I got a 7 on this hole."
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