...grabs a stool and sits down. The bartender kindly asks what the man would like to drink. The man replies "I'll take a beer -- anything as long as it's not Heinekin."
The man finishes up his beer and the bartender returns. "Another beer," he asks? The man again responds "anything, as long as it's not Heinekin."
The bartender is curious at this point and finally asks the man "Why don't you like Heinekin?" The man cringes a bit and replies "Oh man, I had 12 Heinekins last night and I blew chunks."
The bartender says "Shit, if you have 12 of anything you'll blow chunks."
Man: "Chunks is my dog."
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