He goes to the doctor's office and complains about not being able to last a long time in bed and how it was hurting his relationship. His doctor tells him that there's a simple solution for his problem: A quick fap before having sex.
The guy thanks the doctor and rushes home to bang. As he's driving home, he realises that he needs to fap as the doctor told him, but where? He can't possibly do it in traffic! He comes up with plan: he'll stop his truck, crawl under it and fap. Brillant!
So gets under his truck, closes his eyes and starts treating his body as an amuzement park. Mid-fap he feels a tap on his foot.
- Son, what the hell are you doing down there? - A cop asks
- I'm... uhhh... I had car problems! I'm just fixing my transmission, sir.
- Well son, you better fix your brakes too because your truck all the way down the street!
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