He rools down the windows, and heads for the highway, speeding up to 200 km/h. The adrenalin of passing other cars and the wind against his face made him feel young again. Suddenly, he hears sirens and see blue lights from his behind, so he speeds up without a second thought.
When it hits him what he's doing, he slows down and pulls over, waiting for the police to catch up. The police pulls up behind him, and goes for his window, and says: Look old man, it's 5 minutes before I'm off. If you can give me a good apology I haven't heard before, then you're off with a ticket.
The old man looks at the policeman and says: I'm sorry sir, my wife left me for a policeman last week, and I was afraid you were coming to give her back".
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