Irvin is driving down the freeway to go to work when his cell phone rings.
It's his wife: "Irving,I just heard on the news that there's a car going down the freeway in the wrong direction. Please try to be careful."
"It's true,"Irving replies,"But not just one car- there are hundreds of them!"
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