Highway

Irvin is driving down the freeway to go to work when his cell phone rings.

It's his wife: "Irving,I just heard on the news that there's a car going down the freeway in the wrong direction. Please try to be careful."

"It's true,"Irving replies,"But not just one car- there are hundreds of them!"

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