Q: How can you tell the drummer is at the door?
A: He doesn't know when to come in.
Q: How many drummers to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 5. One for the lightbulb, and 4 to describe how much better Neil Peart would have done it.
Q: How do you know there's a drummer walking behind you?
A: You can hear his knuckles dragging.
Q: Which car belongs to the drummer?
A: The one with the pizza sign on top.
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