So a gorilla walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender is quite surprised, but decides to just go with it anyway.
The Gorilla asks, "Can I have a beer?"
The bartender is quite startled that the gorilla can talk, but despite that he responds, "Sure, that'll be $8."
The gorilla hands the bartender the money, and the bartender says to the gorilla, "You know, we don't get very many gorillas in here."
The gorilla replies, "For $8 a drink, I don't imagine you do."
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