so a duck walks into a bar at 11am aand sits down. The bar keep comes over and says "what will it be? the duck replies " I will have a double whiskey on the rocks" the bar keep is suprised and asks "what's your name and what have you been up to all day? the duck replies "my name is huey, and I have been in and out of puddles all day, you know the usual" moments later a second duck walks into the pub and sits Down. The bar keep asks what he will have. The second duck replies " three shots of Yager" taken aback for the second time the bar keep asks the Ducks name and what he has been up to all day" the duck replied, "my name is Louis, and I have been in and out of puddles all day" moments later a third duck waddles into the pub and the bar tender watches as the duck Struggles to settle down at the bar.
the bar keep imediatly asks " what's your name and what have you been up to all day" the duck snaps " MY NAME IS PUDDLES AND DONT ASK HOW MY FUCKIN DAY WENT!"
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