A hillbilly shoots a turkey for dinner. After...

A hillbilly shoots a turkey for dinner. After he and his family had
been eating awhile, the
man's wife leaves the dinner table to go to the bathroom. When she
comes back, she
says,"When I took a dump, there were these little metal pellets in my
shit." "Those must
be the pellets from the shotgun blast," the hillbilly says, "everyone
watch out for those in
the turkey." A few minutes later, the man's daughter leaves for the
bathroom. When she
comes back, she says, "When I took a whiz, there were little round
things in my piss."
"More shotgun pellets," the man says, "everyone be careful." Finally,
the man's son heads
for the bathroom, but doesn't come back for about ten minutes. He
comes back bloody,
crying, and screaming. "What's wrong?!!" the man asks. "Dad!" the boy
cries, "I was
jerking off and I shot the dog!"