So, a cruise ship goes down

So a cruise ship that is hosting a supermodel convention sinks and the only two people to survive are Cindy Crawford and a boiler room operator. They make it to a deserted island and have been there for about two weeks.

One day Cindy walks up to the worker and says, "You know, we've been here for a couple of weeks and I don't know about you, but a woman's got her needs. I was wondering if you would like to hook up?" Well, the worker can't believe what he's hearing. He says, "You're damn right I would!" So they do and finish and Cindy looks over at him and says,"That's some of the best sex I have EVER had! If you ever need anything, anything, I'm there for you." The worker thinks for a minute and says, "Come over here." They walk over to where his coveralls are and he says, "Put these on." Cindy says, "O.k., where we going with this?" The worker says, "You said anything." Cindy says, "Alright, alright.", And puts them on. Then he says, "Here, put my ballcap on and rub a little dirt on your face and pretend your name is Jake." Cindy says, "What the hell?!?" The worker looks at her as he walks away from her, "You said anything.", he says. Cindy says, "I know, I know. O.k., my name is Jake.", and does just what he says.

Well the worker is standing a few feet away and looks over at Cindy and says, "Hey Jake, come over here." Cindy walks over and just as she gets to the worker he puts his arm around her and leans in and says, "You're not gonna believe who I'm fuckin'!"