He was having sex with this african hooker at night and she kept screaming something in Swahili that went something like "tic tac tic tok" as he fucked her.
The next day he was playing gulf with an african friend and after he shot the ball his friend screamed "tic tac tic tok".
The diplomat asked what it meant?
The friend said "You missed the hole"
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