The gentleman looks at his watch and says, "It's ten minutes to three." The boy says, "Well, at 3:00, you can kiss my ass!" He sprints off, cackling maniacally, as the gentleman starts chasing him angrily.
They round a corner and the gentleman almost knocks over a passerby. After the gentleman stops and apologizes for running into him, the passerby asks, "Wait, why are you chasing a little kid, anyway?" The gentleman says, "That little punk told me that at 3:00, I could kiss his ass!"
The passerby checks his watch and says, "What's the rush? You've still got ten minutes."
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