Once there was a women named Mrs. Owens, she goes to the doctor,
and when she gets there she gets undressed and the doctor comes
in.
The doctor couldn't help saying, "Mrs. Owens I couldn't help
noticing, but you have the biggest vagina I've ever seen".
So when she gets home she decides to see for her self.
She takes a BIG mirror off of the wall and she puts it on the
floor, then she gets undressed and stands on the mirror and
spreds her legs, then she hears her husband walk in from work
early, he comes in and says "what the hell are you doing?!" she
says "I'm excercising". He says "well, be careful not to fall
in that BIG hole there".
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