do you need help? **thats what everyone tells me**
can I help you? **do you have a degree in psychology?**
how would you like your eggs cooked? **that would be great**
are you all right? **I have tried to be all right but I kept falling over so I settled for being half left**
would you like that for here or to go? **yes**
can you call me back? **sure, but thats an odd name**
how do you spell that? **T. H. A. T.**
any questions? **yeah, who played lumpy on leave it to beaver?**
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