The gatekeeper tells the first nun in line that, in order to enter the kingdom of heaven, she will need to cleanse herself with holy water from any place she touched a penis, for it was a sin. She nodded and proceeded to cleanse her hands in a fountain of holy water nearby. The 3rd nun in line is trying to cut in line of the second nun. Confused, the gatekeeper asks the 3rd nun what's the rush.
"I need to clean out my mouth before she cleans out her ass."
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