A man walks into a doctor's office.
He says "Doctor, you gotta help me, I keep thinking I'm a moth!"
The doctor looks confused and says "Well, why the hell did you come in here? I'm a cardiologist, not a psychologist."
The man says "I know! The light was on..."
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