One day a little old nun was going 35 miles and hour down the highway. The cop pulled her over because she was so slow and asked her why she didn't go any faster.
She pointed at the sign that said highway 35 on it and said that was the speed limit. The cop corrected her and told her that it was highway 35.
The cop looked in the back and saw two scared nuns. He asked them what was wrong and they said, "We just got off highway 130!"
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