"Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me, d-doc, but-but I have th-th-this st-st-stutter problem and I-I-I was wo-wondering if you c-c-c-could me help m-m-me", said the patient to the doctor.
"Well, take off your clothes, get into this gown and I will check you over and run some tests", replies the physician.
"Ummm, I do believe I see the problem" the doctor says after a thorough going over of the man. "Your penis is so large and so heavy, it is actually pulling down your vocal chords. We will need to cut off about six inches to relieve the strain on your throat"
"I-I-I c-c-can't st-stand th-this st-st-stuttering any longer, it-it-it k-k-keeps from get-getting pretty g-g-girls, so do-do it"
Six months later the patient returns to the doctors office with another complaint, "Doc, the operation was a great success, I can pick up all the pretty girls now, but the sex is terrible, please put back those six inches you removed"
Doctor: "F-f-f-fuck off!"
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