and realizes his penis became green and it hurts badly when he touches it. So he goes to consult a doctor.
Doctor: "Hm, yeah, that's a severe illness you got there. The only way to deal with this is amputation."
The man freaks out, screaming an cursing the doctor for suggesting the unspeakable. So he consults another doctor, and another, and even the fourth doctor gives him the same answer how to deal with his illness: amputation.
Devastated, the man turns to a friend to seek help and luckily, his friend recommends a chinese doctor who uses all sorts of natural medicine to cure his patients.
So, when the man tells the chinese doctor his problem, and after showing his sore and now dark green penis, the doctor turns to him says:"No medicine or amputation necessary." "Really?", the man asks hopefully.
"Yes, it will fall of all by itself in the next few hours."
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