One day 3 dogs wer sitting in front of the vets office. The 1st dog notcies the othher dogs and asked them what they did."i ate my owners cord" said the first dog."and im getting put 2 sleep.""me 2"said the 2nd dog."what did u do"asked the 1st dog to the 3rd dog.'well u c my owner likes 2 do her house work in the nude so yesterday she was vacuuming in the nude of course and i couldn't resist i jumped on and had the ride of my life."responded the 3rd dog."so your getting put 2 sleep 2?"asked the 2nd dog."no, i'm getting my nails trimmed."
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