A prostitute goes to the doctor and complains:
"Doctor, i'm feeling sick!"
The doctor says:
"I know what it's." - he grabs a pineapple and asks her:
"Do you know what this is?"
"A pineapple." - prostitute
"Yes it's, slut." - Doctor.
He then reaches for a banana.
"Do you know what this is?"
"A banana." - prostitute
"That's correct, slut." - Doctor. He goes for a tomato.
"Do you know what this is?"
"A tomato." - prostitute
"Yes it's." - Doctor. He then goes for a orange.
"Do you know what this is?"
"An orange." - prostitute
"You've got it right, slut." - Doctor.
{At this part the narrator starts slumbering and says:
"The doctor then goes for that fruit which is smaller than the orange. I can't remember the name...what was it?}
{Wait for the friend who says "tangerine"}
"GOOD ONE, SLUT!" - Narrator
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