An elderly woman answers a knock at the door to find a messenger there.
"I have a telegram for you ma'am."
To which she replies, "Ooooh, is it a singing telegram?"
"No ma'am, just a regular telegram."
"Oh that simply won't do!" She exclaims, "I want a singing telegram!"
A bit annoyed, the messenger says "I simply can't, it is a *regular* telegram"
Angered, the woman yells "I WANT A SINGING TELEGRAM, GIVE IT TO ME OR ILL COMPLAIN!"
The messenger pauses for a second, incredibly pissed off. He decides to just do it and breaks into song:
"Ba dum ba dum bum bum, your sister Rose is **dead**."
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