Since they seem to be popular right now, another nun joke.

Two nuns are walking through a bad neighborhood, when they are confronted by a thug. The thugs strip the nuns of their clothes and starts going at the younger of the two nuns.

"Forgive him, father,"The older nun prays,"for he knows not what he does."

"Ohhh!" The younger nun shouts, "It sure as hell seems like he does!"

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