How Not TO Feel "Bad"

I Think I want my last word's to read as follows:
How Not To Feel "BAD".
I was in dollar General the other day, and acquired a lighter: With the tellers back turned:She didn't see: I didn't Get caught: The manager didn't know: I didn't Feel bad. I was already on my way up to the bank with my tax return's. I Forgot one, Dollar General. Really, If I decided too skip that return I wold have acquired matches from the Indian shop.

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