A man from the city goes to the village barber for a shave. The barber spits on the shaving soap and proceeds to apply the foam on the mans face.
The man is disgusted. "Is this how you shave all your customers?"
"No, this is just the outsiders. For the locals, I spit on their face and rub the soap on."
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