when his assistant comes out of the back and says "you won't believe this! This dead woman has a shrimp in her pussy!"
The mortician says, "no way, that's ridiculous."
They both go back to where the bodies are kept and the assistant points and says, "look, right there. That's a shrimp in her pussy."
The mortician says, "That's not a shrimp. That's her clitoris."
The assistant replies, "well it sure tastes like shrimp!"
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