After a night out, a man was taking his date back to his apartment. Before they got to the door the woman said, "Before you open the door, I can tell how the sex will be by the way you put the key in the lock. If you miss the lock a couple of times and seem nervous I know you'll be bad. But at the same time, if you jam the key in the lock, and slam the door then I'll know you're too rough and I won't like that. So with all of that being said, how do you open a door?" The man thinks for a second and says, "Well, before I do anything with the key... I lick the lock"
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