Betty came home to her husband one afternoon and exclaimed, "Honey! Pack your bags! I won the lottery!!!"He said, "Really?!? Wow! What should I pack for? Hawaii? A cruise? Europe?""I don't care," she replied, " just get your ass out of here."
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