She was almost another Shirley Temple.

So when Shirley Temple hit it big for her studio, all the other studios sent their scouts out looking for THEIR Shirley Temple.

And one day, this scout calls the head of his studio really excited - says boss, you won't believe it - this kid is perfect - lives in a house with a white picket fence around it, she's blonde with blue eyes, and get this, she's got a dog named Porky - how cute is that?

So the studio head flies out to see his new star and he's making conversation to see how she'll handle reporters etc. So he asks her qustions like where she goes to school and if she likes her baby brother and older sister, and she answers them all like she's already a seasoned professional.

But then he makes the mistake of asking her how her little dog ever got such a cute unusual name as Porky?

Cause she answers him right back, "Cause he likes to fuck pigs, that's why!"