One day a girl wanted to take the dog for a walk, she went to her mother and asked, her mother said "Ask your father", so she goes in the garage and asks her father if she can take the dog for a walk, so he grabs a can of petrol and rubs the petrol on the dogs ass and the girl takes the dog for a walk, later on she comes back alone, the father asks "where's the dog?" the girl replies "It ran out of petrol, but don't worry another dog is pushing it home"
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