I always find myself arguing with my sister over who got up earliest in the morning. It's ridiculous. I have to remind myself that I really don't care. Usually this is what happens...
(sister walks into the room)
Her: Hey. What time did you get up this morning?
Me: Um...around 9:00.
Her: Oh. I woke up at 7:30.
Me: Well, I woke up at 6 and didn't get back to sleep until 8:00. It always takes me a while to get back to sleep...
Her: Yeah, I got up a bunch of times this morning. The dog woke me up.
Me: (under my breath) Dammit.
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