Sex is a beautiful thing

This young teenage couple is madly in love and have been dating for some time now. They haven't had sex yet and one day the couple was out on a picnic and the girls tell the boy she wants him to finally meet her parents at dinner tomorrow and after they can make love for the first time.

The boy agrees. After agreeing he realizes he knows absolutely nothing about sex or literally anything about it. So, the next day all day before the big dinner the boy goes to the nearest pharmacy and talks to the pharmacist and tells him about his situation.

The pharmacist is more then willing to tell the boy about the birds and the bees and some things he should try out and some of his favorites things to do. After a couple hours of learning how to satisfy a women the pharmacist asks the young man what size condom he wants regular Trojans or Trojan magnums, and the boy said the magnums. So, off the boy went to get ready for dinner.

The boy arrives later that night to the girls house happy as can be and excited to meet his lovers parents and have a night to remember. The boy gets inside meets the parents and settles in for dinner. The food is out and ready to be eaten, but before eating the family must say grace. After grace has been said the family is eating except the boy who came over. He keeps his head bowed and eyes closed. The family continues to eat and eat. The food on everyone's plate is nearly gone, and the boys head is still down. The boys girlfriend leans over and tells him, "Wow, I didn't know you were so religious." The boy replies.. " Ya, and I didn't know your dad was the pharmacist.."