The other evening I was trying to nap before my night shift. My girlfriend walked in my room started kissing one thing led to another and she started begging for sex. I said I'm really tired and just want to nap. She offered to buy me chips. Baffled I asked if she thinks I'm as cheap as chips.
That was the end of our relationship.
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