A Guy was having sex with a girl on a Railway track..
The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it..
He applies brakes so hard and the train stops just a few yards away from the couple.
Driver jumps from the engine and walks to the guy who just finished and is standing up and zipping up his pants...
The driver shouts out to the guy "Do u realize that if I had not seen u, this would have been ur last fuck..!!!
Guy -'Listen dude, u were coming... She was cuming.... and I was cuming.... then I realised ....only You have Brakes
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