Ryan's wife had recently died and she was being buried. Ryan was sobbing uncontrollably and was being consoled by his friends.
"Don't worry Ryan, in two or three months you may meet a beautiful lady who will make you happy"
"I know, I know," says Ryan, "But what am I gonna do tonight?"
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