Two buddies were sitting at the bar in a singles' club and talking about another guy who was sitting at the other end of the bar.
"I don't get it," complained the first guy, "He`s not good looking, he has absolutely no taste in clothes, and he drives a beat up wreck of a car, yet he always manages to go home with the most beautiful women here."
"Yeah," replies his buddy, "He`s not even a very good conversationalist. All he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows."
Submitted by Curtis
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