I rubbed the strange looking lamp with excitement and the genie proptly came out.
Me: "this is great! So, do i get three wishes?"
Genie: "no sir, i am a special kind of genie, an animal genie, i can grant you the wish to turn you into any animal you'd like. Any animal, just name it."
Me: "well i wasn't expecting this, but dog, definitely dog!"
Genie: "really? A dog? I mean, you could be any majestic creature that you want. You could be a formidable rhinoceros or a mighty eagle and soar the skies looking for prey. Maybe even a whale, a dolphin, a fearsome shark, so many options to choose from."
Me: "Okay, Do any of those like their own dick and balls?"
Genie: "uhh.. no I don't think so"
Me: "dog it is!
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