This retarded kid is starting his first day of school. He walks down to the bus stop and waits for the bus to take him to school.
The bus eventually drives up and opens the door. "Hello Mr Schoolbus Driver" he says in a slurred voice.
Then the bus door closes and drives off without picking him up. He went back home, told his parents and figured he would try again.
The next morning, he stood at the bus stop, the bus came around and opened the door.
In a slurred voice the boy says ,"Hello Mr Busdriver!" To which the bus driver closed the door and drove off.
The boy went back to his parents and told them, to which they were majorly pissed off.
The next morning, they came down with the boy to the bus stop to talk to the driver.
The bus came past and the door opened. The father of the boy asks, "My boy needs to go to school each morning, but you keep closing the door and driving off, how come?"
The bus driver says in a slurred voice, "He keeps making fun of me!"
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