Saw A Cop Writing a Parking Ticket

I was at the Supermarket today for literally 5 minutes, when I came out I saw a cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on man, can't you give a guy a break?"

He ignored me and kept writing the ticket, so I called him a pencil-neck dickhead. He glared at me, and started to write a second ticket for worn tires!

So I asked him if his Psychiatrist makes him lie face down because he's so ugly. He finished with the second ticket, and started writing a third!

This went on until there were five tickets on the windshield, the more I insulted him, the more tickets.

I didn't care, my car was parked around the corner.