There is a couple and a younger brother ( of the guy ) living at a hotel on a double bunk bed. The couple at the top of the bunk bed were really desperate to have sex so they created secret code words which were:
"Lettuce" is harder and "tomato" is faster
So all night the couple was like Tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce. Till they were stopped by the younger brother who said "OI stop making sandwiches, because your getting mayonnaise all over me!"
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