A man walks up to a woman at a bar and asks "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?"
She replies "Well, that is a lot of money, ok."
He then asks "Well then, will you do it for 10 dollars?"
She replies " Of course not, what do you think I am a whore?"
He says "I've already established that, at this point we're simply negotiating."
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