On a business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a prostitute. Upon returning home, he noticed a strange, green, festering sore growing on his penis.
He went to his doctor who, after hearing of his Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him he had 'Hong Kong Dong' and the only cure was complete amputation of the penis.
Joe was horrified, and decided to get a second opinion. Joe contacted Dr. Smith and showed him the green growth. Dr. Smith said, "I am sorry but Dr. Jones is correct. We must amputate,right away". Joe could not accept this.
A friend suggested that he visit an oriental doctor... They must deal with this all the time! He went to Dr. Chu Wong.
Dr. Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong but added, shaking his head: "Amadican Doctor always so quick just to Chop Chop chop. Amputation no necesally." Joe was finally relieved.
..."You wait 10 day, it fall off on it's own"
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