Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they
produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became quite angry and concerned and proceeded to walk over and
ask them, "Jes what the hell to you think your doing?! You can't eat your
own sandwiches in here!"
The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then
exchanged sandwiches.
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